Fight or flight? Doesn’t exist for me. In fact, I am very familiar with the third “F” that someone conveniently left out of the saying: Freeze.
I startle easy. Waaaay easy. All you have to do is walk into the same room as me and I, kid you not, jump a foot off the ground and then freeze. Would I be thinking about a weapon during an apocalypse? Probably not. I’d just stare at the hoard of zombies coming toward me and my body wouldn’t obey me to run away.
How would I fare, you ask? I would quickly become a zombie and I would be the one trying to eat YOUR brains.
Sydney Winward 
Ha! Too funny.
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Hahaha! Great post, Sydney!
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You know, I was talking to a friend the other day about this. She said my plans sounded like too much hard work so she’d just become a zombie and get free food. Frankly, it’s probably the fiscally responsible decision… XD Great post, thanks for sharing! Made me laugh!
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Haha! I love that. Free food 😉
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Gulp! https://pmprescott.blogspot.com/2020/05/wc-052020.html
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Ha Ha Ha, your post gave me a good giggle. Thanks for sharing. Here’s mine. https://www.tenastetler.com/lsrs-wednesdays-blog-challenge-how-id-fare-in-a-zombie-apocalypse/
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LOL I’d probably be right alongside you! When tested with fight or flight, I tend to freeze, too. 🙂
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Loved your answer. Thanks for the laugh.
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Refreshingly honest and self-aware. Also, y’know, funny. Sounds like you’d need a solid plan for avoiding zombies and not getting surprised by anything.
My answer is here.
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No problem at all. Get yourself a kick-arse partner and you’ll be fine!
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Thanks for a good laugh today, and thanks for posting this.
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