How I’d Fare in a Zombie Apocalypse

Fight or flight? Doesn’t exist for me. In fact, I am very familiar with the third “F” that someone conveniently left out of the saying: Freeze.

I startle easy. Waaaay easy. All you have to do is walk into the same room as me and I, kid you not, jump a foot off the ground and then freeze. Would I be thinking about a weapon during an apocalypse? Probably not. I’d just stare at the hoard of zombies coming toward me and my body wouldn’t obey me to run away.

How would I fare, you ask? I would quickly become a zombie and I would be the one trying to eat YOUR brains.

10 thoughts on “How I’d Fare in a Zombie Apocalypse

  1. You know, I was talking to a friend the other day about this. She said my plans sounded like too much hard work so she’d just become a zombie and get free food. Frankly, it’s probably the fiscally responsible decision… XD Great post, thanks for sharing! Made me laugh!

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  2. Refreshingly honest and self-aware. Also, y’know, funny. Sounds like you’d need a solid plan for avoiding zombies and not getting surprised by anything.

    My answer is here.

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